WE BURN.WE CONSUME.WE ASCEND.
Nothing is sacred — except self-expression.
LIVE RITUALS
Congregational Pyromania
Burn & Learn
Immolation Hour
It's just a phase, they'll grow out of it
Teen Fires of Damnation
Sacred Ember Circle
Smoldering Communal Experience
Personal Heresy Practice
Times subject to spontaneous combustion
Listen to the Prophets
Where divine downloads and dumpster fires converge.
The Cult Primer
What even is a cult? And why are we starting one with full consent and a merch table?
The Cult Primer
What even is a cult? And why are we starting one with full consent and a merch table?
Christianity Desperately Needs to Do Its Shadow Work
We're not mad at Jesus. We're just done pretending megachurches aren't multi-level marketing schemes with hymns.
Holy Wars & Holy Causes
An irreverent romp through religion-fueled violence, from Crusades to colonialism.
Exit Interviews from the Matrix
Why waking up hurts, why it's worth it, and what the fuck comes next.
The Doctrine of Incorruptible Satire
Because when nothing is sacred, everything finally gets to be honest.
Sacred Vending Machine
Tools for your personal heresy practice.
Incense Burner Ritual Kit
Smoldering Skull
Δ T-Shirt
Combustion Bowl Ritual Kit
Burning Graven Image
Water Bottle
Infernal Matches
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Voices From the Unconverted
Because nothing validates your heresy like a 5-star review.
"I burned a marshmallow and a belief. Only one tasted sweet."
— @ExMoBarista
"I thought it was just a joke cult. Then I sobbed into my ritual kit."
— Zara, Initiate of Chaos
"Finally, a religion where I'm the god I was afraid to become."
— Derek the Doubter
"It's like Sunday School had a threeway with Burning Man and a Tumblr page."
— Anonymous but Ascended
"I've never laughed this hard while healing."
— MormonExit42
"We do not worship a perfect reflection. We honor the shards."
— Truth Seeker #137
"I burned a marshmallow and a belief. Only one tasted sweet."
— @ExMoBarista
"I thought it was just a joke cult. Then I sobbed into my ritual kit."
— Zara, Initiate of Chaos
"Finally, a religion where I'm the god I was afraid to become."
— Derek the Doubter
"It's like Sunday School had a threeway with Burning Man and a Tumblr page."
— Anonymous but Ascended
"I've never laughed this hard while healing."
— MormonExit42
"We do not worship a perfect reflection. We honor the shards."
— Truth Seeker #137
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